tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post8010476093935788928..comments2024-03-18T03:47:11.374+08:00Comments on 好色龍的網路生活觀察日誌: 雜七雜八短篇漫畫翻譯613HornyDragonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14341839059240141499noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-25083041374829742612016-08-22T12:20:57.216+08:002016-08-22T12:20:57.216+08:00如果畫會活過來那張
我第一個想到那不是Ink!Sans的特權嗎?
(畫隻Sans給我啊喂!)如果畫會活過來那張<br />我第一個想到那不是Ink!Sans的特權嗎?<br />(畫隻Sans給我啊喂!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13661105221913979943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-75359535593160632612016-03-06T13:39:39.963+08:002016-03-06T13:39:39.963+08:00如果畫能活過來,我一定要畫MLP如果畫能活過來,我一定要畫MLP曦雪 Selenapainthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01847732724057183269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-41264022987220794462015-08-27T19:08:51.058+08:002015-08-27T19:08:51.058+08:00沒等到請問大的腦補,試著自己腦補看看
-------------------------------...沒等到請問大的腦補,試著自己腦補看看<br />-----------------------------------------<br />店裡即將打烊,喬夫拿起了報紙消磨時間<br />此時,店裡迎來了一位客人。<br />看清來人,喬夫挑了挑眉<br />「喔,是你啊。」他放下手裡的報紙招呼<br />那是位只在他店裡消費過一次就沒再光顧過的客人,他還以為他不會再來了呢!<br />「上次那個三明治的味道如何啊?」<br />「如何 ?」<br />男子冷哼一聲,掏出懷中的刀子<br />「這個回答如何?」<br />他手中的刀子亮晃晃的,好似下一瞬就會朝喬夫刺來<br />「哇哇哇…別鬧了行不行?」喬夫雙手打開朝上討饒<br />「憑什麼?」男子冷冷問道<br />「呃…憑我上次在你的三明治裡下了毒?」<br />「什ㄇ…?」男子應聲兩眼一翻,倒了下去。<br /><br />「真沒趣啊。」喬夫走到男子身旁踢了踢,就招呼一旁正在掃地的工讀生過來<br />「趕快幫我把他處理掉…咦?」喬夫發現動靜不對,猛地跳開。<br />「你以為那種程度的毒藥,就能殺了我嗎?」男子鄙夷的笑著,看著喬夫的眼毫無溫度<br />「…」喬夫不知該做何反應,七、八種不同的毒藥竟然只是「那種程度」啊…<br />喬夫呆著的同時,男子的刀子直指喬夫的心口,想讓他一刀殞命,喬夫都沒發現。<br />「讓開,老闆」一直站在一旁靜靜掃地的工讀生突然擋在喬夫面前,接住那索命的一擊。<br />男子見一擊未果,馬上抽出手退一大步<br />「憑你也想壞我的好事?」<br />「不,這是我的工作。」<br />工讀生隨手一揮,幾縷銀光閃過,暗器刺進了男子的各大要害,男子跪地發出幾聲咕噥,便倒地不起。<br /><br />工讀生「啪」的一聲,撕下了男子的面皮<br />其下,是張其極猙獰的面孔<br />「他…他是…?」喬夫靠近了些看,好奇的問<br />「惡魔」<br />工讀生淡淡的吐出兩字,好似沒什麼大不了的。<br />「所以我的毒藥…」他說的"那種程度"是…<br />「是啊!沒什大用呢!」那點劑量連牽制都算不上<br />「那妳…是"獵人"嗎?」她?<br />「是啊。」<br />工讀生敲了敲手中的掃把,掃把的刷毛間裂開一張大嘴,將惡魔的屍體拖了進去。<br />「算是無聊時的兼差吧!」<br />說完,好像沒事兒的繼續用那掃把掃地<br />「老闆,下次殺人癮又犯時,請試試看把我殺了吧」<br />聽完這話,還在思索整個事情經過的喬夫,以審視的目光重新打量這唯一沒有被他做掉的工讀生。<br />---《關於那家三明治店》<br />"工讀生似乎有兼任惡魔獵人"篇-----Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00414031669546780411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-10573440530912904692015-08-27T12:37:55.106+08:002015-08-27T12:37:55.106+08:00全部都下毒全部都下毒CChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163790340375906723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-81000574394379505682015-08-26T22:03:40.147+08:002015-08-26T22:03:40.147+08:00如果畫能成真
我要畫一男一女如果畫能成真<br /><br />我要畫一男一女Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14899075804274319094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-30951225643394786592015-08-26T19:16:03.539+08:002015-08-26T19:16:03.539+08:00高中的時候隨便做都超過五分鐘,
現在…(望向肚子)高中的時候隨便做都超過五分鐘,<br />現在…(望向肚子)jw931225https://www.blogger.com/profile/09655948421219435234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-46996247992775129242015-08-26T17:44:48.948+08:002015-08-26T17:44:48.948+08:00牲日快熱<3牲日快熱<3A107082017陳瀚濰https://www.blogger.com/profile/11096709453308119157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-51355909988777756842015-08-26T15:27:14.893+08:002015-08-26T15:27:14.893+08:00Welcome to your doom!Welcome to your doom!霹靂神Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17474874215699394564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-81589027763802341942015-08-26T14:40:21.462+08:002015-08-26T14:40:21.462+08:00power up!power up!HankCharathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05327045853267635541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-28478765228459557242015-08-26T09:46:31.275+08:002015-08-26T09:46:31.275+08:00如果我的畫能活過來
我想畫一張一千元新臺幣
並問那四個小朋友:
你他媽的看了地球儀看了十幾年 到底...如果我的畫能活過來<br />我想畫一張一千元新臺幣 <br />並問那四個小朋友:<br />你他媽的看了地球儀看了十幾年 到底看到新大陸了沒有?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11185770616985017867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-69887655934535469792015-08-26T08:30:12.819+08:002015-08-26T08:30:12.819+08:00Power upPower upAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938092019253405607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-49536381642944600772015-08-26T08:20:23.619+08:002015-08-26T08:20:23.619+08:00JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!Sam_Peshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06672003485201761428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-41171648171899765552015-08-26T02:14:51.526+08:002015-08-26T02:14:51.526+08:00艮,我暖身都做成圖二耶!
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圖三:請問要來點兔子嗎www艮,我暖身都做成圖二耶!<br />==========<br />圖三:請問要來點兔子嗎www啾咪喵https://www.blogger.com/profile/01821505354902239369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-16613540582282283522015-08-26T00:47:17.959+08:002015-08-26T00:47:17.959+08:00PLANK!!!!PLANK!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645756686433233338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-79265615579544974362015-08-26T00:36:40.549+08:002015-08-26T00:36:40.549+08:00韋力帕那張...我以為重點是菊門(掩面)韋力帕那張...我以為重點是菊門(掩面)阿銀https://www.blogger.com/profile/15011562550802667193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-31523656262235243712015-08-26T00:27:57.429+08:002015-08-26T00:27:57.429+08:00藍眼睛是吃了香料粹吧藍眼睛是吃了香料粹吧Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210517688934036550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-56125735620522266552015-08-25T23:49:21.739+08:002015-08-25T23:49:21.739+08:00獸王記好玩wwwwww獸王記好玩wwwwwwAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564034984009811635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-4278500589433426732015-08-25T23:39:36.026+08:002015-08-25T23:39:36.026+08:00生日快樂請問大!生日快樂請問大!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09046165696113318047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-72686494080425906172015-08-25T23:30:46.516+08:002015-08-25T23:30:46.516+08:00認真回平板式主要用到的是核心肌群,所以我認為是那淚水屬於全身!
不過聽說正常男性至少要兩分鐘…這個鬼...認真回平板式主要用到的是核心肌群,所以我認為是那淚水屬於全身!<br />不過聽說正常男性至少要兩分鐘…這個鬼數字是誰定義出來的啊!<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828611628403026475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-21700906925806231072015-08-25T23:01:03.526+08:002015-08-25T23:01:03.526+08:00我是鹿~我是鹿~Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13924076712796445440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-31568261636448469082015-08-25T22:59:27.220+08:002015-08-25T22:59:27.220+08:00暖身操等級:matrix暖身操等級:matrixlalarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16165854507546982783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-85468372151315890812015-08-25T22:50:10.898+08:002015-08-25T22:50:10.898+08:00轉頭看著BATMAN...轉頭看著BATMAN...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10814789321076055049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-10218792099753417582015-08-25T21:22:10.952+08:002015-08-25T21:22:10.952+08:00認真回平板式主要用到的是核心肌群,所以我認為是那淚水屬於全身!
不過聽說正常男性至少要兩分鐘…這個鬼...認真回平板式主要用到的是核心肌群,所以我認為是那淚水屬於全身!<br />不過聽說正常男性至少要兩分鐘…這個鬼數字是誰定義出來的啊!<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828611628403026475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-75898033717060793832015-08-25T21:20:26.421+08:002015-08-25T21:20:26.421+08:00難怪 超人x蝙蝠俠
呵呵呵難怪 超人x蝙蝠俠<br /><br />呵呵呵Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07351737244237934584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13254059.post-34979185173873277392015-08-25T21:19:28.448+08:002015-08-25T21:19:28.448+08:00請問大生日快樂!
龍大應該是最擅長和陌生人攀談交朋友的龍請問大生日快樂!<br />龍大應該是最擅長和陌生人攀談交朋友的龍Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464405043021501235noreply@blogger.com